So you're at the local pizza place with games and stuff where kids run amuck and parents watch from the sidelines, but when one of the kids shows an interest in your pitcher of beer rather than the ball pit, you decide to make him a bigger part of the adult action by slipping the cute little bugger a little in his sippy cup and waiting for him to become the life of the party. Right? Right??
No. Not right. Not right, but it did happen in Arizona's capitol city, and the 36-year-old Mean Mom admitted that it wasn't a mistake. She put beer in her 2-year-old's sippy cup on purpose.
Seems that she couldn't resist the way her sweet little bundle of cuteness "kept reaching" for the pitcher of beer at the table, so she decided to indulge him with a little. She was hoping a little reverse psychology would work it's magic and he would never, ever, ever want to drink beer again.
Just like her.
Well, some fellow diners, who probably had kids too, decided that was not something they read in their parenting books and called the Po-Po — after the buzzed boy fell out of his high chair. Yikes.
The boy was taken to a local hospital and he is OK. The MM was taken to the local jail.
If this is what this MM lets her toddler do in public, I shudder to think what she lets him do behind closed doors.
Read a version of the news story on my(faux)foxphoenix.com by clicking the link below.
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